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Help! I Lost My Job And Have Been Forced To Self Isolate But Still Have To Pay Rent. To Top It Off, A Portal To Another World Has Replaced My Front Door. What Should I Do?

Chapter 7: Responses

Wow, this is amazing. It sure looks real enough, but could I get a video where I can see your face walking through the door whilst talking? It should make it harder for people to dispute.

Sure, I should be able to do that. I understand, this is all pretty crazy and I wouldn’t believe it myself if it wasn’t happening to me.

That’s great. When would you be able to get it to me by?

Well, I’m stuck at a home so I can do it whenever. I’ll let you know when it’s uploaded to Youtube.

You’ll have to upload it to something like Dropbox and send a link to the video itself.

Why do you want me to do it like that?

We’ll want exclusivity if we run this story. You know, host it on our platforms and the like. We don’t see a cent if it gets hosted on Youtube. You’ll have to take down that video you uploaded as well if you want us to run it, thankfully not a lot of people have seen it.

What am I supposed to do after that? I was planning on making this doorway my whole thing.

Depending on how the first story goes we could make it a series. You can pitch anything interesting you find and we can run a story on it if we like the idea of it.

Sorry, but that’s not what I’m after. I’m stuck in lockdown and I’m trying to use this door thing as a way to make some money since I can’t work.

I’m sorry to hear that and I understand. Let me know if you change your mind, we’d be interested in running the story.

This is what I was getting from places that believed me. Wanting exclusivity is an editor’s way of saying the story is gonna blow up. I knew I was sitting on a goldmine, but I had to get the word out to people somehow.

All these websites wanted the story, but they wanted to publish the videos and manage everything from their end. I didn’t blame them, everyone was getting fucked around by the advertising duopoly, pouring money into two giant companies they were dependent for traffic that gave them nothing in return.

The bigger publishers tried to launch their own platforms for video where they could get more for advertising spend and hold people’s attention for longer.

But no one went to a publisher’s website to hang out and watch videos. Top that off with how they littered articles with irrelevant autoplay videos and they just become part of the noise you filter out online.

I also hated video players that weren’t the big ones. They loaded videos slow, in low quality, and they usually played when you were reading an article about something else entirely.

No, I had to find a way to get word out about this door portal on my own terms. I contacted the only people I could think of in a fit of pure desperation; I contacted the mods of the r/interestingasfuck subreddit for an AMA.

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