Guys, we’ve gotta stop sending dick pics. No one wants to see them, women always talk about how they don’t want to see your dick, but guys keep sending them.
Who are these guys? Is it just a bad batch making a bad name for the rest of us?
I don’t think so. Do you want to see someone’s dick? If I just sent you a picture of my dick, would you want that? No. And women aren’t any different.
There’s no biological difference between men and women there. It’s not that ‘oh, they have sex with men so they must want to see dicks.’
No, that’s one thing consistent across everybody. Just think of what dicks look like, everyone in here, picture a dick right now, shrivelled and folded, too much skin for such a small appendage. Would you want to look at that? No
It’s not enough to say stop sending dick pics, we’ve got to provide an alternative.
Single guys in the audience, this is what I want you to do:
Next time you match with a girl, send her this message instead: ‘Damn girl, you a queen, what’s your PayPal email address?’
Women have to put up with a lot of shit online, show them how invested you are up front, literally.
Ladies, you can make this easier by including this right in your bio. Fuck insta handles, give the guys your Paypal email.
That’s your qualifier, fellas. If you’re not willing to send this girl some bucks, don’t waste everyone’s time.
Because there are three ways to grab a woman’s attention: be food, be a cat, send her money.
Then you say ‘I want to send you a video, what do you want to see in it?’ because that’s the moral of this bit: consent.
That video, you thought that was the dick pic replacement? No, you’re gonna send her a video of yourself jacking off, flash on, moaning, close up on your head so she can see the glistening precum, then you pull back so she can get a full shot of your shot.
The dick pic is dead, we’re doing nut videos from now on.
Ladies, you get cash and cum, custom content. How sweet is that?
So, how do you make a good nut video?
You gotta make it personal, show them this isn’t the same video you’ve paypal’d the last couple of girls. Do your research so they know you’ve spilled this load just for them.
“Oh, Melissa, you’re so fucking hot. You looked so good on your recent bali holiday I just couldn’t help myself. Your hair looked nice in 2017, red with a fringe really suited you. You’re the best account manager at CGU. Your mum seems like a really fun person to hang out with.”
And then you cum.
And you gotta get the whole cumshot in, that’s what they wanna see.
Here’s a hard truth guys women don’t want your dick, what they want is your cum.
You gotta show the whole load so she can think about what she’d do with it. Women are split into two camps; some want to wear it, some want to womb it.
Some want to feel their body from wax to weave, coated.
Others just wanna catch those hot shots in their hot spots. Pumping them until their pelvic floor can’t take any more and they have to canter cross-legged to the toilet or risk the bed sheets.
That’s what women want. Your dick has nothing to do with it.
So from now on, I don’t wanna hear women complaining about receiving dick pics. I want them talking about getting lunch paid for and rubbing themselves raw.
If anyone feels personally attacked after reading this, shoot me a message. We can exchange Paypal emails and figure something out.