Ladies, you got a friend at ruins nights out because they’re addicted to big dicks?
You can’t just have a night out with the girls because they’re just looking for the biggest dick they can find?
You end up Group Mum because Kathy starts venting because her boyfriend straight up abuses her. Stacy is a messy bitch that lives for drama and keeps going for other chicks boyfriends, and then you’ve got this other friend who is obsessed with getting bruises on her cervix?
I’ve got the answer:
You can give your friend the biggest dick of her life using just your two fingers.
We all know about the come hither motion, presses up against the area known as the urethral sponge, also known as the G spot, great way to get a squirt out of her is she’s so inclined, but we’re not here to scratch that itch.
Before you go out next, turn your hand around and start pressing hard in a downwards motion.
There’s a band of muscle across the back of the vagina, pressing down on that will feel like she’s getting the biggest dick of her life. The harder you press the bigger it’ll feel.
Don’t be afraid to really get into it, you know when you press on something so hard your fingers start bending backwards? Grab your forearm with your other arm to just give it that extra force. Vaginas are tough, they can take it.
Now, your friend is probably a size queen because she thinks big dicks are more likely to make her cum, which hasn’t happened before because she doesn’t know her body that well.
Here’s a statistic for you; 60% of women need some form of clitoral stimulation to climax. It’s nothing wrong with them or their partner, it’s just how their bodies are built.
So, while you’re just drilling down on the spot, get Kathy to lick her fingers and just start thrumming that clit hood. As things start to get intense get Stacy to hold her down, because she’s going to start thrashing.
Now you’re giving your friend what she wants psychologically, the big dick experience, but what she needs physically, a bit polishing the pearl while she’s getting a good seeing to.
Don’t you hold back, this is going to be like nothing she’s ever experienced before, she’ll probably beg you to slow down, take it easier on her, but you just be like ‘I thought you were a size queen, I thought you were a slut for big dick. And you can’t take it? No, don’t give me that shit, this is what you wanted and we’re not going to stop until I say we’re done.’
And you better watch out, because when she cums, those walls are gonna clamp down. Your knuckles are already under so much pressure, you’ll pull your fingers out looking like a misshapen W. They’re gonna be curled right around like an old timey moustache.
So next time you go out, get the big dicks out of your friend’s system first. And if she’s a good friend, she’ll want to do it to you back to return the favour.
And, I mean, maybe you could do it to Kathy and Stacey as well, and maybe not go out at all.