I’d like to start this off with a little prayer:
Lord? Are you there, Lord? And I say, Lord! If that’s you, Jesus, put your daddy on the phone. The men need to talk.
Now, we’ve been doing this a long time Lord, and I say, Lord! And now I’d like to change things up a little. See, I always ask you to do things for me; to give me strength, to give me hope, to give me fortune
But now I’d like to do something a little different; I am bestowing my blessings to you.
I hope that you, Lord, and I say Lord! I hope that you always have the strength and courage necessary to overcome all trials. I hope that as you walk the Kingdom of Heaven you have the good fortune to never cross the spirit of one man.
And that man, Lord? That man is Joe Jackson, the most evil man in show biz.
For I have it on Good Authority that Joe Jackson is in hell now.
Which means if you ever see Joe Jackson, Lord, you made a wrong turn a long time ago
Or his evil is so strong that Joe Jackson broke free of his chains of bondage, placed on him by the protector of that domain, Lucifer. That sexy motherfucker!
May that monster’s soul forever burn in hell, for what he did to his family
In Genesis 6, it is said:
Then the LORD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intent of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And the LORD was sorry that He had made man on the earth, and He was grieved in His heart
I know now, you were not talking about all men, but one man in particular; Joe Jackson, who is in hell now.
Specifically for what he did to his youngest, that poor boy Michael.
That poor boy, Michael. Youth is a gift from you, Lord, and I say, Lord! A gift that cannot be returned or put on hold.
And his father, Joe Jackson, he tore it from him.
For the rest of his life, that poor boy Michael was just trying to find what his father took from him.
That motherfucker gave us Billy Jean! You gonna say he touched them kids?
When the shit hit the fan, are you still a fan, Lord?
I know these views are somewhat controversial, and I have been kicked out of many a community centre for expressing them. But I still say to this day, that whatever allegations there are against that poor boy Michael, they can be directly attributed to the sins of the father, long and numerous list that is.
And so, if the evils of Joe Jackson are too great for his sexy chains of bondage, Lord, and I say, Lord! May you have the strength to strike him back down to hell.
And may he spend eternity in hell, confessing to his sins, for it will take eternity to reach them all.
Before I sign off, I have one last request of you, Lord. I know I’ve asked a lot, but this will make the rest of the my waking days on this earth all the more easier.
Lord, once you strike the evil, vile, monster now Jackson down to hell, please save a space in whatever corner he resides for Doctor Conrad Michael Murray, whose hand is the one that took that poor boy Michael from us. And Quinsy Jones, who knows what he did.
To close out, let us recite now from the book of Randy, the family judge:
“For Joe Jackson so loved the wealth, that He gave His youngest begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have everlasting funk” (Randy 3:16)